There's a florist's shop near us
That caters for all occasions
Weddings, anniversaries, funerals
It rejoices in the name "BUTTON HOLES"
The sign sits large above the shop front
Proud. For all to see.
Sadly, there is kleptomanic wit in our town
Some arsehole keeps stealing
The "O" and the "N" from the sign.
Wrong. So wr..g.